VIDEO: The 6 Best Jokes From Charlie Sheen's Roast

Charlie Sheen While Charlie Harper was getting destroyed off two and a half Males, Charlie Sheen was getting roasted on Comedy Central.Whoever else consider Ashton Kutcher's two and a half Males debut?Seth McFarlane emceed the festivities, which featured such roasters as Jeffrey Ross, William Shatner and, yes, Kate Walsh.Listed below are the six best jokes within the roast. [Warning: Videos contain profane language.]6. "Hookers cost a lot of money, Charlie. Hasn't anybody stated stars will sleep together with you totally free? That's Hollywood 101." - William ShatnerComedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen5. "If you're winning, this should not be described as a child custody of the children from the children hearing. Really the only time your kids achieve assist you to is at reruns. Charlie, don't you have to live to find out their first 12 steps?" - Jeffrey RossComedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen4. "Charlie can get slightly confused sometimes. He's really the only guy who pulls a knife around the lady who's already ready to f--- him." - Kate WalshComedy Central Roast of Charlie SheenFall Preview: Get scoop inside your favorite returning shows3. "Everybody knows there is a high probability Charlie will probably be dead soon, therefore i written an obituary. 'Charlie Sheen, who increased to become tabloid fixture due to his difficulties with alcohol and drugs, is discovered dead within the apartment' - really, you know what happens? I kind of really just duplicated Amy Winehouse's obituary. I only required to change three things, though: the sex in the deceased, the positioning of the body, as well as the part that states a talent which will be missed." - Seth MacFarlaneComedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen2. "Really the only reason you've on tv to start with is really because God hates Michael J. Fox." - Anthony JeselnikComedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen1. "You're similar to Bruce Willis - you're large inside the eighties now your old slot continues to be filled with .Inch - Amy Schumer Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen